Soyuzmultfilm Moscow
New great troubles A fairy tale for adults
Written by Morris Slobodskoi & Jakob Kostukovsky
Directed by Valentina & Zinaida Brumberg
Art direction Lana Azarkh & Valentin Lalayants
Music by Yu. Sahulsky Editor R. Frichinskaya Assistant director L. Gladkova
Camera Boris Kotov Sound George Martynyuk Cutter E. Tertychnaya
Animators: I Podgorsky, V Bobrov, N. Barkovskaya, L Pryabinin, V Shevchebko G Zebrova, E Vershinina
Text read by Maria Vinogradova Production F Ivanov
This is my mama.
This is my papa
This is our cat
This is me.
This is Kolya
This is Kappa
This my whole family
I've grown a lot.
And, after graduating from kindergarten,
These days I perfectly understand what is said at home.
Mom says that dad "drives" Kappa in vain to get her to study at the institute!
Our Kappa makes herself not beautiful for the institute
Somehow she appears there with "three tails"!* * Could finish even 3 disciplines
Being without a diploma, Kappa stayed at home for a long time
Mama said to her friend "She needs a faithful "Sputnik"* * husband
Mama also said: "In order to prevent the irreparable,
it's at least necessary to look for a "unsold husband"* * anyone would do even the worst.
For Kappa however, they didn't succeed in finding a husband
Even the "overlooked"* were already snapped up. * worst husbands
This is Kolya.
He does not want to "prick" from morning till night.
Perhaps doesn't want to be a doctor.
Kolya also doesn't want to be a musician
He says that he can't "blow the trumpet"* all day on the factory floor. * work hard
Mom, dad, Kolya and Kappa all want to have a Lada-car.
However their number in line was so high that it was impossible to buy a car.
Papa did not want to stand in line Papa puzzled his head
"whichever way he wanted to "jump"* the line * buy out of turn
One day, on Sunday,
uncle Senya came to us.
Uncle introduced papa to a certain man, who would hep him buy the car.
They began thinking and puzzling they "thought for three"* *Drank alcohol
In the morning my uncle's friend immediately was able to sniff out a secret passage to the base* *car warehouse.
He was able to 'pull' a Lada 'out of the ground'* for us. * buy illegally
To wash away the dirt from the car,
They began to "wash it*" from the pub. *celebrate the acquisition of a car with alcohol.
On the same day Kolya called his friend Anton:
He asked him for the next day to bring with him two pretty "old ladies"* * girls of easy virtues.
The next day went as follows: Probably the fuel tank was empty
Therefor our Kolya bought the best suitable "fuel"!* *Alcohol
They "refueled" with the "old ladies"
They were "loaded"* early in the morning *drunk
Despite the fact that Kolya was "under the fly"* He grabbed the "rolls"**! *Drunk, ** (steering)wheel
Along the way, around the stalls, he "added as much as he could"* *drank more and more
On the highway, near the intersection, he let pass "a little miss"* *100 cl vodka
They sat down to eat on the lawn
then for some reason they became cross-eyed*... and caused a grandiose "children's shout"**! * drunk, ** scandal
Being in a pleasant mood on the way home They began to overtake a truck.
Already near the entrance of the city Kolya "kissed"* the truck's rear springs. * clashed into
A police officer "spotted"* Kolya and his cross-eyed friends. * booked their offenses
Kolya got "punched a hole"*, *...into his drivers license (to invalidate it)
then he was taken to the hospital.
But now it's time to talk about how my sister lives these days.
Dad calmed mother by "removing"Kappa "from his neck"* * living at his cost
He "tossed"* her to his deputy * married her off
In short, Kappa got married!
Uncle Lesha was a good husband, but my sister said
Uncle Lesha drinks "like a horse"* He can drink "three bucket"** * boozes, **a lot
One day he came to my dad. They each took half a bottle.
They began to "lap up their fill"* * get drunk
The next morning they began"to improve"* * got rid of their hangover
Mom started crying: our baby is "sitting on the a potato"* * undernourished because of drinking husband
She said that dad had lead "a goat into the garden"* *appointed a wolf to guard the sheep
He left Kappa "with what her mother gave birth to"* * naked, with nothing
father has changed a lot, he became friends with the bottle
It is said that he got accustomed to "pouring into his collar"* *drink a lot
The director ordered dad to "knot"* * go cold turkey, stop drinking immediately
papa listened "to silence"* *didn't listen
The next day he was "in an arc"* * very drunk
For dad to get medical treatment he got a permit from "the trust"* *sort of union of companies
An hour later he came back with the permit,
but "under the gaz"* * drunk
Instead of punishment, dad was "taken out to a meeting"* * public scolding at a party meeting
With papa "nursed" amicably he strived to set at rest
But still, to his work he comes on his eyebrows* drunk
I told to my classmates that my dad had become an acrobat.
each of them was really happy that my dad now had become an acrobat.
My mom tells her friend: "He lowers down everything from the house"* * Spends his property on booze
Mom always complains: "He draws down completely"* He makes everything go to waste
All the neighbors scold us
The old turner, uncle Fyodr, was mad with us.
Uncle Fyodr said:
It would be better for you to reflect upon,
how the bottle, wrecks you home worse then a bomb
Mama cried day and night
She tied her forehead in a handkerchief,
her nerves broke down and her head was spinning
Mama needed the Valerian, she kept searching for it.
but...
since a long time, all the bottles of Valerian had been used up by the cat.
That's all.
The end Thanks to Chapaev & Zhurka75, subs made by Eus